You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak. You drink, you’re an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you’re a punk. You read, you’re a nerd. You don’t read, you’re stupid. You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. You don’t tell a secret, you’re still an attention seeker. You let someone in, you’re easy. You don't let someone in, you’re too uptight. You smoke, you think you’re cool. You don’t smoke, you’re a loser. You’ve had sex, you’re a slut. You haven’t had sex, you’re stuck up. You wear makeup, you’re fake. You don’t wear makeup you’re ugly. Yeah, we can't please everyone! EVER!